Nosferatu - Review

Rated 4 out of 5

Robert Eggers’ remake of the silent classic is brimming with haunting visuals, powerhouse performances and sound design that resonates in your bones.

by Caleb Grinsdale

Smile 2 - Review

Rated 4 out of 5

Parker Finn ups the stakes across the board in this sequel to the 2022 horror hit.

by Caleb Grinsdale

The Substance - Review

Rated 4.5 out of 5

The marmite-movie to end all marmite-movies. Will you walk? or will you stick with it until it’s dark and twisted end?

by Caleb Grinsdale

Joker: Folie a Deux - Review

Rated 3.5 out of 5
Joker: Folie a Deux

This musical follow-up to the divisive Joker continues the trend of testing the tolerances of it’s audiences.

by Caleb Grinsdale

Never Let Go - Review

Rated 2.5 out of 5

A seldom-seen Halle Berry is the best thing about this horror flop.

by Caleb Grinsdale

Barbie - Review

Rated 4.5 out of 5

Gretta Gerwig takes on a historically problematic doll and comes out with a feminist masterpiece. 

by Caleb Grinsdale

Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning - Review

Rated 3.5 out of 5

Cruise and McQuarrie team up for a third time for yet another globe-trotting, non-stop action romp.

by Caleb Grinsdale

SISU - review

Rated 3.5 out of 5

Finnish director Jalmari Helander provides all the Nazi-killing action you could need in this fast-paced revenge flick. 

by Caleb Grinsdale

The Flash - Review

Rated 3 out of 5

The penultimate instalment of the DCEU sees The Flash tangle with time and destabalise the multi-verse.

by Caleb Grinsdale

Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse - Review

Rated 5 out of 5

The follow-up to 2018’s animated masterpiece transports us across the many dimensions of the Spider-Verse.

by Caleb Grinsdale

Avatar: The Way Of Water - Review

Rated 3 out of 5

James Cameron transports us through space to bathe in the waters of Pandora.

by Caleb Grinsdale

M3gan - Review

Rated 3 out of 5

James Wan and Jason Blum team up again for this year’s first suprise horror hit directed by Gerard Johnstone.

by Caleb Grinsdale

Glass Onion - Review

Rated 4 out of 5

Ryan Johnson’s follow-up to the acclaimed Knives Out sees the return of the world-famous Detective Benois Blanc and a whole new list of suspects…

by Caleb Grinsdale

Smile - Review

Rated 4 out of 5

2022’s surprise Halloween Hit from feature-film-debutant Parker Finn.

by Caleb Grinsdale

A Quiet Place Part 2 - Review

Rated 4.5 out of 5

John Krasinski follows up his breakout directorial debut with a divisive sequel… 

by Caleb Grinsdale

Back to the cinema watchlist!

With the cinemas finally re-opening we put together The Couch Guru’s cinematic watchlist!

by Caleb Grinsdale

Nomadland - Review

Rated 4 out of 5

Chloe Zhao directs the immense Frances McDormand in this moving portrait of a woman finding peace on the roads of rural America. 

by Caleb Grinsdale

Minari - Review

Rated 4 out of 5

This semi-biographical look at a Korean family setting up a farm in 19080’s Arkansas is full of pathos, beauty and impeccable performances.

by Caleb Grinsdale

Sound Of Metal - Review

Rated 5 out of 5

A career-best performance from Riz Ahmed anchors this moving tale that explores themes of abuse, love and hearing-loss with care and control.

by Caleb Grinsdale

Wonder Woman 1984 - Review

Rated 2 out of 5

The follow up to the beloved Wonder Woman fails to reach the same heights with a convoluted and messy structure.

by Caleb Grinsdale

The Justice League: The Snyder Cut - Review

Rated 3 out of 5

Zack Snyder finally got his cut of The Justice League. Does it redeem the failure of Wheadon’s cut?

by Caleb Grinsdale

Soul - Review

Rated 3 out of 5

Pixar bring to life the world of jazz and The Great Before in this typically moving tale with a black lead voiced by Jamie Foxx.

by Caleb Grinsdale

The Old Guard - Review

Rated 3 out of 5

Charlize Theron takes names as the axe-weilding Andy in this fun action romp directed by Gina Prince-Bythewood.

by Caleb Grinsdale

The Invisible Man - Review

Rated 5 out of 5

Moss gives an oscar-worthy turn in this remake of the classic monster novel of the same name directed by Leigh Whannell. 

by Caleb Grinsdale

Parasite - Review

Rated 4.5 out of 5

Parasite took home four Oscars in 2020 including Best Picture, the first foreign film ever to claim the title. 

by Caleb Grinsdale

The Lighthouse - Review

Rated 3.5 out of 5

Robert Pattinson and Willem Defoe play lighthouse keepers in this twisted and unnerving two-hander directed by Robert Eggars.

by Caleb Grinsdale

Uncut Gems - Review

Rated 4.5 out of 5

In arguably the role of his career, Adam Sandler walks a tonal tightrope between comedy and tragedy in this masterful take on the diamond industry from the Safdie Brothers.  

by Caleb Grinsdale

Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker - Review

Rated 2.5 out of 5

The 9th and final Skywalker film is a dissapointing end to a hit-and-miss saga.

by Caleb Grinsdale

Rated 5 out of 5

Breakout director Ari Aster follows up with a horror for the ages. 

by Caleb Grinsdale

Spider-Man: Far From Home - Review

Rated 4 out of 5

Spidey teams-up with iconic comic-book villain Mysterio in this follow-up to the MCU hit Spider-Man: Homecoming.

by Caleb Grinsdale

1917 - Review

Rated 5 out of 5

Sam Mendes and Roger Deakins team-up to shoot the most ambitious continuous shot in cinema history.

by Caleb Grinsdale

5 to see at the cinema... eventually.

With our only cinematic fix currently coming from streaming services, we look ahead to films that we can’t wait to see on the big screen… eventually.

by Caleb Grinsdale